Do you have nerves of steel, a heart of gold, and a soft spot for tiny toe beans?

Responsibilities:

Ensure round-the-clock kitten safety and well-being

Neutralize threats (e.g., loud noises, cucumbers, rogue vacuums)

Escort kitten through dangerous zones (stairs, slippery floors)

Monitor and support zoomies with tactical awareness

Provide emergency cuddles and comfort on demand

Retrieve toys from under couches and behind furniture

Protect nap areas from disruptions

Assist with snack-time security and safe treat delivery

Offer regular chin scratches, head pats, and moral support

Maintain strict snuggle readiness status at all times

Must love fluff, stay alert, and be willing to get covered in fur.